Dear Every Girl That Passes Me By On The Street

Just like me, another hopeless romantic, shouts out on Missed Connections...(permalink).

Blame it on the few drinks that I've had, or maybe it's because I wasn't breast fed as a baby, or that I have don't have a firm grasp on what society calls "boundaries." I keep checking this site only to be disappointed each time.

So this missed connection goes out to you darling. You're the girl who glared at me when I stared at your chest in the bookstore. Don't mistake my staring at your chest as a subtle form of trying to rip your panties off. I'm just imagining you naked, I promise, nothing more.

This connection is for the girl at the bar the other night that was angry with me because I was talking to her breasts. "Hello, my face is up here," she said. Honey, I know where your face is.

This is also for the woman last week who I helped with her groceries when she dropped them in front of me. Both of us bending over, I got a good look down your blouse, yum!

Here's looking out for a great pair... though I also appreciate a firm buttocks!

He gets letters:

"Hi,

don't get your hopes up. I'm none of the girls you just mentionned, but I couldn't help saying hello and good for you...:o).

I never understood that scene in the movie where the girl says: "hello! my face is up here".

As a rule, we (women) like to be noticed and appreciated by men, even the ones we wouldn't deign talk to.

I bet you anything that those girls were secretely pleased and checked out their boobs (with a knowing little smile) the first chance they found themselves in front of a mirror... It's what I would've done. But then, I don't have men staring down my blouse... I shouldn't complain however; they make up for it staring up my face...:)

Cheers, and good luck".

this may upset ppl with enormous man crushing gigantic breast

Challenged speller, boob lover, seeks seeks women who don't have boobs of A-cup or less(?) to fulfill fantasy(?) (permalink)...

but please ppl with enormous man crushing gigantic breast don't send me emails calling me names like, for example, sexist small breast liker or chauvinist piggie admirer of smaller non-man crushing gigantic breast and what not...
any ways,
I want to meet someone with with smaller breast. I know this sounds a bit weerd but just hear me out first...

It's just that the last several women Ive been with have all had enormous man crushing gigantic breast, i.e. they were overstocked in the breast dept. I beleave I was man crushed by all their breast...

normally I do not care about getting man crushed (obviously) but I am actually a bit picky about the physical qualities of my women (I like attractive and thin), but after a while I would like to meet someone who plays to my fantasies a bit, is that really so wrong? Im only human after all...

I'm not asking for women with non-enormous, non-man crushing non-gigantic breast.

I promise Im not a creep and Im not bad to look at., I have pictures to back it up. but only if you have pics too (face pics). Right now I have a pictures of a foot to show how endowed I am in my foot.

Looking for my REAL DOLL™ who will do what I want SEXUALLY - Asian

A friend put it better than I ever could:

"I'm surprised that he didn't just go ahead and tell us what her perfect woman's name should be. Talk about picky. I see what he gets out of this, but what is he offering the perfect woman, beyond the opportunity to cook, clean up after him and cater to his every sexual whim...I particularly like that should the woman of his dreams insist on working after the first date, accounting would be a good field...."

Accounting? (permalink)

I am looking for a committed relationship with a REAL DOLL™. She is always committed to doing everything I want whenever I want. She will be cute with large breasts and purple hair and Asian. Her skeletal system will be too flexible and collapsible to allow her to stand upright and she'll have the poise and relaxed state of a sleeping girl. My special girl will have "natural" looking silicone rubber skin that can withstand over 400 degrees of heat without melting, and she will be able safely support over 400 lbs though I am much thinner than that. Where are you, baby?

Morning Fantasy Menu (Pick one)

Fraught with eroticimisity (permalink)!

1. You make me pancakes (Mmmmm....pancakes)
2. Two words: Dutch Oven (it's pretty funny you got to admit)
3. You clean my apartment (it's a bit messy)
4. Pull my finger (just pull it, damnit!)
5. Morning breath make-out (my favorite)
6. Can I touch your boobies? (I like boobies!)
7. Strip dreidel (Nes Gadol Haya Sham!)
8. I really like boobies (Boobies!)
9. I can pleasure you with my Sharper Image® Hot + Cold Therapeutic Massager…
10. You tell me _____________________________________________?


He gets letters:

"I choose option 1. But i think you should cook - and then serve breakfast in bed."

Let me rub your boobs

Definitely. Not. Married. Just can't host and needs to be discreet (permalink)....

SWM/36, professional (goose wrangler). I am looking for a woman who'd like me to rub and kiss their boobs. While I'm not looking for sex or for a relationship, I wouldn't turn down the sex. Let me think about the relationship. Ultimately, though, I'd really just love to rub and kiss your boobs.

You should be between 23 and 33. Please be cute and have "pretty boobs." Size is less important than shape and overall rubability. I know that there are "better parts" of a woman to rub and kiss, and I'll rub and kiss those "better parts" if you want. Unlike most men, I enjoy touching and rubbing and kissing boobs!

I am (otherwise) a pretty "normal" guy. I also enjoy snake wrangling (as opposed to goose wrangling, which is my profession), volcano surfing, the Macarena, and extreme golf...

I am not married and definitely don't have a wife. I prefer discretion and need to travel to you. My apartment is messy. No wife. Or kids. Help me live this sweet fantasy... I like boobies!!! :)

I get email:

"ok, that was pretty funny i've got to admit. -- the footrub guy"

Girls with Bazongas...

In spite of what Ann would have you believe, I am not as boobie-obsessed as this guy.

Girls....you know if you got’em....and if you do, chances are I'm attracted to you. I likey rib cushions, from nippers to double whammies. Doesn’t matter. I never thought I was a love bubble guy until my personal relationship with Jesus Christ® convinced me I was. Of course that's not all I'm looking for in a girl, I also like the fluttering love wallet, but marangos are usually the first thing that I see. Im single, brown-haired, 6’0, brown eyes, athletic, and about 171. I have pics if pics are sent to me. Not exactly sure what im looking for, but if I meet the right girl, I think i'd know. Are u the one? Do u have a nice set of wongas?