Let me rub your boobs

Definitely. Not. Married. Just can't host and needs to be discreet (permalink)....

SWM/36, professional (goose wrangler). I am looking for a woman who'd like me to rub and kiss their boobs. While I'm not looking for sex or for a relationship, I wouldn't turn down the sex. Let me think about the relationship. Ultimately, though, I'd really just love to rub and kiss your boobs.

You should be between 23 and 33. Please be cute and have "pretty boobs." Size is less important than shape and overall rubability. I know that there are "better parts" of a woman to rub and kiss, and I'll rub and kiss those "better parts" if you want. Unlike most men, I enjoy touching and rubbing and kissing boobs!

I am (otherwise) a pretty "normal" guy. I also enjoy snake wrangling (as opposed to goose wrangling, which is my profession), volcano surfing, the Macarena, and extreme golf...

I am not married and definitely don't have a wife. I prefer discretion and need to travel to you. My apartment is messy. No wife. Or kids. Help me live this sweet fantasy... I like boobies!!! :)

I get email:

"ok, that was pretty funny i've got to admit. -- the footrub guy"