Seeking a coprophagic relationship with a nice normal girl

Man wants to help you induce lactation. I know what you're thinking, but he's nice...and normal...(permalink).

I'm a nice and normal guy seeking a nice and normal girl, but in addition to all the nice and normal normal stuff that we do, I'm interested in coprophagia. I must admit that is sounded weird even to me at first, but it's actually quite normal. Even dogs do it! It doesn't even have to be sexual in nature either. You'll find it quite relaxing and I'll find it quite filling. Yum. Please be free of parasitic worms. This is not meant to be anything bizarre like me smearing feces all over my body and throwing it around as well, although some kooks do that also.

If you want an honest, straightforward, happy, peaceful relationship with a guy who is long term "keeper" material, a guy that you can bring home to mother, a guy that is interested in eating poop, then drop me a line.

No freaks! Thanks!