Single White Mariachi Looking for a Skinny Girl with Firm Buttocks

Weird. Like this guy, I too seem to hit it off with women with nice firm dancer bodies (permalink).


I'm a single, 30-something professional Mariachi who's a Magical Realist at heart. I was trained in Classical Mariachi and occasionally dance the Jarabe Tapatio. I seem to get along with skinny girls with movie star good looks and firm buttocks, so if you're one of those I'm certain that we will get along swimmingly. I'm in reasonable shape and play with myself regularly. I aspire to be a healthy eater, but I often find myself eating chips and salsa, whole raw onions, and drinking Coronas.

I've been to places all NOVA, plus Southern Maryland and West Virginia, and speak American fluently.

If I've piqued your interest, respond to my e-mail and perhaps we could speak American with one another. I will dazzle you with my well-honed lovemaking skills.