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Rich guy seeks trophy wife for baby-making (permalink)...

Hello, thanks for reading. Recently retired after just having sold my crotchmosphere detector factory, looking for trophy wife committed to being knocked up for the next 3-6 years. My hobbies are parasurfing, extreme drinking, masturbating, amateur astronauting, time travel, goat-herding, pubic hair topiary design, hip hop dance-offs, and reading poetry. I'm easy on the eyes, 6'1",fit-ish, hair, a bit introverted, easy to step on as I find myself laying on the floor a lot. You hopefully can lay on top of me!

Best of luck to all on their respective searches

He gets letters:

"Thanks for the laugh. Not much going on here at work and I was posting my apartment for rent on craigslist and i stopped into men seeking women and your ad is hilarious. And you if are serious, it is even funnier."

"ahahahahah!!!! I'm laughing! That was funny but I'm hoping that it was supposed to be funny? Nice picture. I once broke up with a guy when I caught him eating his boogers. It was just beyond."

"Sometimes it's hard to find the posts you're parodying, at least not without a bit too much time spent on the 'ol internet, but I found this one easily. He actually wrote to me, expressing dismay that we were so much alike but that I did not want to have children. Probably very sincere, but if he basically wants to procreate some geniuses, there are other options out there..."

"lol...great picture sir"