Crabs Boat Cruise - All the Elimite® You Can Apply

Crab boat cruisin' for chicks (permalink)...

I bought two tickets to the Allergan Crabs Boat Cruise this Sunday as a way to meet someone new. I'm still hoping to be thunderstruck by someone I meet at my Sexaholics Anonymous group – I've already gone through half the women there but did have a great craigslist Casual Encounter once so I thought posting here might be worth a shot too!

It's this Sunday from 1-4, all the Eliminite® we can rub on our private areas (or on each others private areas). And LiceMeister® combs are provided to get rid of the eggs! I could groom your crotch! You could groom mine!
On a boat on the Potomac River!

I model designer jeans, but sometimes I model banana hammocks. Would love to meet someone who is real bendy and looks good with her legs behind her ears. Naked. Enjoys love swings. Enjoys the film work of Misty Dawn. Likes baked ketamine and amyl nitrate (you, not me). Doesn't believe in soul mates.

I'm a heartbreaker, dream maker, and love taker. However, my love is like a tidal wave and it will be spinning over your head or exploding all over your face and chest. Please send pictures of the face and chest I will be exploding all over. Have a great afternoon!

He gets letters:

"Do you like voluptuous?" (pic of extreme voluptuosity attached)

"Nice post - you'll have to let me know how it works out for you."