12 STEPPIN'

Hi. My name is Dave and I'm an idiot. I've been an idiot for 33 years. "Hi Dave!" (permalink)

I can correctly punctuate, spell, and hold interesting conversations

Hi ladies. My name's Mr. Banana Hammock. I'm just looking for bright, sexy, and loose women who can hold interesting and intellectual conversations while I am massaging their boobies and buttocks.

1. Paper or plastic?
2. Do you like guys in uniform?
3. Bottle in front of me or frontal lobotomy?
4. Who do you think would make a better astronaut? Madonna or Charo? "Coochie, coochie!!"
5. If I offered to give you a free pap smear, even though I am not a gynecologist, at least not a professional gynecologist, would you let me?



He gets letters:

"i liked to be spanked too!"