Virgin looking for virgin or non-virgin who can act normal

Can you either be a virgin or a non-virgin capable of "acting normal?" WTF? (permalink)

Hello, born-again, never married virgin seeks white female virgin for some godly Christian courtship or non-virgin who can act normal and is ready to re-commit her life to the baby Jesus, lord praise His name.. Not interested in Catholics, Presbyterians, Methodists, Episcopalians, Secular Humanists, Vegans, Europeans, or any other such cultists who might introduce me to exotic new ideas that might cause me to question my True Christian beliefs. I will, however, pray for your quick end and a speedy journey to a very hot place, where you will be spending all eternity wishing you were with God’s favorite people rather than having demons rip the flesh from your body, Amen.

Must be height and weight proportionate, into sunsets, walks on the beach, intelligent design, intolerance, Christian worship and fellowship, the book of Leviticus, crusading for Jesus, and judging the unsaved. Please no hang-ups or extra baggage.

He gets letters:

"good fucking luck u idiot....so when did christian beliefs have to do with weight walks on the beach....u sound like a wanna be born again....but NOT"

"Thank the lord, christ our savior! I never thought I would find someone like myself in this den of sin. It's so refreshing to find someone else who is saving themselves for the lord. I've never even been to Europe (too much, sex, drugs, muslims, and unshaved armpits). I think Europeans pretty much sealed their fate by becoming such secular societies, especially that France, and for way too much questioning (why would anyone even WANT to question faith or God?). How are you enjoying eternal damnation Martin Luther? And who do those vegans think they are anyway forsaking god's grace by not eating the animals he has so wisely and generously provided. They will truly know God's fury. I pray they all will see the error of their heathen, questioning, veggie eating ways and accept redemption. I pray for all those lost souls to one day step into the light and know Jesus' love and God's mercy. And lastly I pray that Florida beats GMU. Amen"