SWM, Amateur Gynecologist, coming up for air….finally

I'm not how one could be that incomprehensible (permalink) with that much education under his belt. Anyway, if you're in need of a pelvic on the cheap, please feel free to write. (I couldn't get another photo that I included in the original ad to upload...curse you blogger!)

{after wiping his mouth on his shirt sleeve}

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