Another Velvet Dare

I sent Velvet this picture and said something like "I'm going to put an ad in craigslist with this picture and the title of the post is going to be, 'Looking to Tie the Knot.'" She dared me to do so. I said it's not much of a dare, as I more or less ran a similar ad in January, but a dare still is a dare. I couldn't figure out how to keep it light and breezy and change it a great deal...and many thanks to the Phanton of the Bordello for the photoshopping...

Hiya Ladies! I'm basically looking for someone to chill with a strap-on and knows knots and stuff pretty well. I've been hoping to find someone to tie up my testicles, which are outrageously big due to lack of sex, but most girls don't know the difference between a Slipped Buntline Hitch and a Poldo Tackle. I work in Falls Church as a kudu wrangler and chin model. There's more and if you're interested I'd love to tell you.