I'm funnier than your last date, he was a douchebag! I'm not gay

This guy (permalink) seems to really be insecure in his heterosexuality. I'm not sure what liking cats and Kelly Clarkson have to do with being gay, but he sure seems to think there is some connection. Maybe if one of his past times was destroying healthy Christian marriages?

Hey

Thanks for checking out my ad, a wiser decision could not have been made by you!

So here is a little about me:

I have been single for a while now, getting tired of trying to meet people on my morning commute and decided to try something different. Hoping to meet someone for friendship and maybe more.

I am a SWM, 6'1", in pretty good shape. I am originally from the midwest, but have lived out here a little more than 10 years.

Quick facts:
-Queer as Folk was my favorite show, but I'm not gay.
-My favorite food is brunch. I would kill for it and crave it every day, but I'm not gay.
-I have a Shih Tzu that I carry around everywhere, and am not gay
-I like show tunes, but freaking love ABBA, Pet Shop Boys, Kylie Minogue, Bronski Beat, Bette Midler, and Cher....I repeat, I am not gay
-I say in a rather loud voice "Abercrombie & Fitch is so OVER!" whenever I pass one of their stores...so not gay
-I am currently wearing an Aveda Tourmaline Charged Radiance Masque...not gay.
-I regularly bake ketamine for recreational use
-I love vodka gimlets and Chocolate Choo Choos. They taste like candy.

I am really a normal guy, with quirks like anyone else. Lets exchange emails and please attach your pic, I will reply with mine. If you dont reply, then the terrorists have won...not gay.

Take care, hope to hear from you soon.