Extreme Athlete/Sex Coach SEEKING Model-like-Shrill Girl

Italian model guy looking for Model-like-Fitness girl. Whites only (permalink).

New To Area/Very FIRST time posting/SEEKING QUALITY-ATTRACTIVE-SHRILL GIRL

I'm thrifty, brave, and kind, and I'm basically a lump of hairy man-flesh with a rock n roll attitude (I play a mean air guitar; you’re reaction is probably “wicked sweet”; I know mine would be). I like my job as an extreme athlete and sex coach (because I everything I do is extreme!); there's nothing more extreme than sky-surfing or volcano-skiing or shark-wrangling or bungee-para-blading. I am also exceptionally good at “Free Cell.” I am particularly adept at sitting still for long periods of time. I have several pairs of sweatpants. I'm more than just a pretty face. My body is attuned to your needs as I am conversant in all forms of man on woman sensuality. I know how to make a girl cry by telling her that her butt looks big in those jeans. I want someone to iron chef with, someone who might want to juggle knives or chainsaws or both, or maybe someone who can play a mean air base and knows someone who plays air drums so we can form a power trio.

About me and who I'd like to date; how do you describe what you are looking for? I’m looking for that special girl that drinks too much at the restaurant and becomes verbally abusive to the waitstaff. Outside, after we’re thrown out for disturbing the other patrons, my special girl will verbally abusive toward a group of large and drunk men, forcing me to "protect her honor" against my will, leaving me with a concussion, bruises, and a few broken ribs. She will complain constantly on a date about everything, but particularly that her feet hurt, that it’s too cold out, and that she has to pee if we’re on a nice evening stroll around town. She will be highly critical of my lifestyle. She dislikes my clothing and furniture and is openly hostile toward my friends and other women who might speak to me. She uses sex as a weapon and pouts frequently when she doesn’t get her way. Are you her?

If you wanna get a hold of me, its EXTREMESEXY344 on the AIM - yellow running guy - or MRBANANAHAMMOCK on the G...(mention you got my name from here)

Craigslist keywords: extreme, sex coach, bungee-para-blading, free cell, power trio, air guitar