OH my GOD, Mr. Banana Hammock!!!!

I'm often left speechless. Here is another time it happened. He knows his way around the ladies. He is also hung. Or HUNG. (permalink)

When was the last time you were riding on the bus, perhaps even the number 42 bus, minding your own business when this guy sitting next to you turns to you and slips you the tongue and you were so impressed with his robustness and no nonsense attitude you thought "OH MY God...."? Unable to resist his powerful and big hairy hands, you allow this guy to caress you and touch you and massage your body and you moan "Mr. Banana Hammock, you are so powerful and your touch makes me shiver like a badly tuned diesel engine"? When was the last time you experienced a JUGGARNAUT of hot and erotic MAN ON WOMAN SENSUALITY with a guy who was above average HUNGNESS and owned a tape measure to prove it, incredible staying power when drunk and amazing orgasm control (I promise not to cum in your mouth – not) that left you screaming "RIDE ME MR. BANANA HAMMOCK! MAKING SEX WITH YOU IS HOT! TOUCH MY BREASTS! YEA COWBOY!"?...I am Mr. Banana Hammock...and now is the time - I am a guy with an apartment in NW DC - look forward to hearing from you! (cruel and unoriginal, as one reader described me)