Phone Phun

My ham-fisted attempt at this guy's post (permalink) about anonymous erotic adventures thanks to the wonders of the internets.

If you're like me and feeling horny and restless, why not help each other out by getting some sweet sweet release. Let's start by gmailing back and forth. I'll say stuff like "my erotically touching your boobies is making me hot, hot, hot" and "let's ge sexy with much sexiness" and "I'm getting tingly down below when I caress your buttocks." Then we can move over to the phone and my completely un-sexy, high-pitched voice will take over. You don't even have to say a word, just moan while I stroke by big shaved cock, "Big Red." Mmmm. Big Red.

He gets letters:

"u big?"