Hello Ladies

I'm not sure there is a story behind this one...

Hello Ladies I'm basically looking for someone to chill with a strap-on and knows knots and stuff pretty well. I've been hoping to find someone to tie up my outrageously big testicles but most girls don't know the difference between a Zeppelin Loop and a Poldo Tackle. Oh and by the way, love the pretty girls but not the fugly girls who think they're pretty but they are really fugly and have a snobby attitude. Me? well.... I graduated from Michigan and UVa and moved here ten years ago. I work in Falls Church as a wakeboard instructor and ear model. There's more and if you're interested I'd love to tell you.