What Woman Really Want is....

Come again?????

Mr. BananaHammock. Woman claim to want someone that resembles a father or a tean heartthrob like James Van Der Beek or lil’ bow wow. someone good at grammer, speling, and smert, and polite. someone who don’t pick nose, someone who don’t then eat nose-pick, someone with table manners, who don’t chew with his mouth open, someone who leaves the toilet seat down so you don’t fall in at night, someone who treat woman right, and all thtat good stuff. but never actually goes for people like that. they are want guys that got giant penis, great bodies, smell nice, treat with disrespectness, popular, sleep with best friend, and again all that good stuff.

Now that we got that out of the way. Woman never know what they want until another woman has it. You will always hear a woman say, "Oh, woman love it when you do this". truth is what there really saying is "I wish Mr. BananaHammock would do this to me!"

Well now the question im curious is can one guy be both of those guys that i descibed up top. Absolutely. i would like to say im am a mixture of some of what is written up there but I won’t say what. But i would rather not descibe myself online for i think it is far much more betterer for someone to discover who i am on there own, like a suprise. i am a very easy person to figure out (well atleast i think i am) but i will start this out by saying one thing about myself. that i am a very passive aggressive person (if you haven’t figured that out already, right??) and attempting to give a person good time down below, heh. also good at unsnapping bras. well theres three things.

So if theirs anyone up for it. How would anyone like to get to know me a little bit more betterer and something you will hear very often on these CL posts. meet for soup when both of are comfortable. i believe in the gym so that is exactly how i'll treat you (heh).

Well Hope to hear from you.

He gets letters:

"I don't mean to stereotype, but what do you know about lil' bow wow. LOL. You are just too much."