How do this sound foxy womans............

So much wrong with ad. Olive Garden! (permalink).


Saturday evening go out to T.G.I. Friday's® to have POTATO SKINNY DIPPERS or FRIDAY’S® TOSTADO NACHOS and some good fun!! Then go to nice club for to dance!! I’m good dance. Come on I know it foxy womans on here!! We party good!!

Catch me B4 I have no mor har

WTF? (permalink).

Intelectal Male searches women who r licked to being tuched in their scared spaces...Why? Not sure. But, also lick tuching brists no matter what binges. For years i kept myself away from u ladies. Now you are lucky I have moved to make myself available to tuch ur brists and scared space! Lets make friction for warmth of man 2 girl hot sexiness in this cold weather...Gosh it is cold is'nt it?---I can tuch ur brists, rite?

Talar du engelska?

Deux can play at your game, sir! (permalink)...

Jag kan bara litet svenska. Jag blir nervös när jag ska tala svenska. Jobbar du naken? Kanna jag se? Älskar du mig inte?

{roughly translated -- I can speak a little Swedish. I get nervous speaking Swedish. Do you work naked? Can I watch? Do you love me?}

Ham sandwiches SUCK, Without HAM on Them !

With all of the misspellings, strange capitalization and punctuation, and general weirdness, I really don't have a clue what this guy (permalink) is trying to say (and yes, I did that to my ex once)...

Ever wonder why it is I waste so much time on this site? Because I can't help myself! I have met some really nice Chicks on here :) I have met some really normal Chicks on here!!! :-) I have met one really crazy Chick on here—you know who you are Ms. Takoma Park Wiccan :-( and no, you weren't interesting, you frightened me. I don't care if the "regulars" here are sick of reading my ads or NOT !! I don't care if my cl stalker keeps posting INCOMPREHENSIBLE ads mocking my ads or NOT!!!! It's free and I wont stop even if "SHE" takes me off the market. If you are "SHE" or "Her", I am here. Just send me a picture of your BREASTS so I can give them NAMES before we MEET. “HER” or “SHE” should be a very weisse and "SHE" should have blue EYES or just EYES. “SHE” is smart enough to NOT look at the SUN when I say, pointing, “HEY, LOOK AT THE SUN!” (my X did that once)! I am a SCAMP! "SHE" should be HAPPY with my HONESTY if I tell her she is FAT or her BUTT looks BIG in those JEANS. Hopefully one of "HER" friends will PIMP her out to ME. :) "SHE" is also HAPPY with my small PENIS and will tell me it is the BIGGEST “she” has ever had. ME = GOOD Guy. If "SHE" is reading this, or one of "HER" friends are, remind "HER" that "SHE" should send a PICTURE of "HER" BREASTS with “HER” response so I can come up with adequate NAMES for them before we MEET!!!

He gets letters:

"You're fucken Fag. But I guess there is no sense of being an ASSHOLE , if you're not gonna act like one. Get a life, fuckhead."

want be in this night on you vagina

Crazy person (permalink).

Cheers iam here in dc area and love club lif and
Rave music thay play i dance because iam get arouse in loin
And so if iam get this night on u vagina u will forgat
Zero cauz iam good at tonge stuff n lik to wership on you vagina
You plez do be hot form and n sexi pleze cauz I get turn on bye thet and
Plenty more. iam always with diffrent girl all nites caus iam like verity
End plez make cleen you vagina for my tonge liking n stuf
Realy befor I pet my manliness on you vagina n you well iam make u
So hot and feel sex all night
Ok i have to go now see u
Note to send me pic of u boobs

LOOKING FOR MY SOLEMATE™

While some are looking for a soalmate [permalink], whatever the hell that is, I'm looking to reduce muscle fatigue. Ouch...

I'm looking to reduce muscle strain and fatigue by supporting my legs at an optimum angle. Hopefully she will have an adjustable footrest. No doormats...I got pics...send me ur pics...Mr. Bananahammock... 

What Woman Really Want is....

Come again?????

Mr. BananaHammock. Woman claim to want someone that resembles a father or a tean heartthrob like James Van Der Beek or lil’ bow wow. someone good at grammer, speling, and smert, and polite. someone who don’t pick nose, someone who don’t then eat nose-pick, someone with table manners, who don’t chew with his mouth open, someone who leaves the toilet seat down so you don’t fall in at night, someone who treat woman right, and all thtat good stuff. but never actually goes for people like that. they are want guys that got giant penis, great bodies, smell nice, treat with disrespectness, popular, sleep with best friend, and again all that good stuff.

Now that we got that out of the way. Woman never know what they want until another woman has it. You will always hear a woman say, "Oh, woman love it when you do this". truth is what there really saying is "I wish Mr. BananaHammock would do this to me!"

Well now the question im curious is can one guy be both of those guys that i descibed up top. Absolutely. i would like to say im am a mixture of some of what is written up there but I won’t say what. But i would rather not descibe myself online for i think it is far much more betterer for someone to discover who i am on there own, like a suprise. i am a very easy person to figure out (well atleast i think i am) but i will start this out by saying one thing about myself. that i am a very passive aggressive person (if you haven’t figured that out already, right??) and attempting to give a person good time down below, heh. also good at unsnapping bras. well theres three things.

So if theirs anyone up for it. How would anyone like to get to know me a little bit more betterer and something you will hear very often on these CL posts. meet for soup when both of are comfortable. i believe in the gym so that is exactly how i'll treat you (heh).

Well Hope to hear from you.

He gets letters:

"I don't mean to stereotype, but what do you know about lil' bow wow. LOL. You are just too much."

fuck nick lachey i wount thro u out for smerter gurl

Brainiac seeks girl. Boob-size unimportant apparently. Me? I like brainy girls...and I'm not a queerboy.

looking to start a ltr as i am in the right time and mood to do so,and have a job at a law firm but not a leyer as i am too smert for that but i want someone i can trust and feel someone that looks normal,im not shallow im real ive tried everything bbw skinny w,b,hspc,asian,and i didnt care where there from execpt i told the bbw to stop eating all those twinkies and hotdogs and funions and twizlers and hot cocoa and sticks of butter but they all sucked for they wanted something more dummer than me,and werent willing to give anything,so are you 26-36 are you reasonabley tall are you avarage buildt (bonus for athletic or swimmer buildt minus for softball or field hocky buildt)are you capable of giving me blowjobs (no cold fish please) do you have a sense of humor,can you handle being treated as an eaqual and a lady,(if in bed its up to you,when we get their later tonite) im not loking for a slut or a fuck budy i need my match my intellectial equal no pics not interested. and i promise to send. Ok, if you want to be my fuck budy but you have to tell my mom ur and i engaged so she knows i am not a queerboy.

HI!!!!bewties

WTF? And he keeps reposting the same garbled nonsense.

I fail to comprehend why all the womens who are fit for FEAR FACTOR PLAYBOY BUNNY EDITION are here on CL looking for a perfect match which can only be manufactured through sciences and deeds (Atheltic built,footballer,nice,rich,who knows to respect the women,tall,white,doesn’t pinch boobs on first date, doesn’t grab ass,pick nose,eat nose-pick, etc etc etc).They dont look at a mirror before posting in this section and realize that they are no great shakes although the womens demand everything in one man which is impossible??????

My original posting meant why should men always pay $$$ for a date as women are also getting too much out of a date(including the energy/pleasure through my raw animal sensuality plus a free meal from Burger King plus the pleasureness of my company).Why not both of them share the same in spending as well or tit for tat.

I have seen some very frustrating comments from one lady who may be a bit crazy not like me but why does it happen that when you shoot an email to every lady it lands you to a website meant for whores?????????????looking???????????????? for donations of $250 for quick sex. I mean I can take a nice lady out to Burger King and she takes the pleasureness of my company and I get the tat for tit for only like $10 bucks. Then she gets my raw animal sensuality. $250 for whores???????? CL needs to monitor such posters so that genuine ladies who want genuine romance with me can use this site.Any thoughts????????????????

Welcome to MY World

This is just a pome I'm writting and thought I would share it as it evolves. Not really interested in criticism, I've never claimed to be a great pote. I was just inspired by the writter of the other pome and the generous criticism from a female reader who thought that the guy wanted to go from Karl to Cassandra. Oh yea and I could also use a date too. Just don’t be fat.

This is my World
Well, only some bits
First, I’m a guy
And I’ll be staring at your tits

For some they’re to little
For me it’s nothing
Just as long as they jiggle
While we are fucking

When I take you from behind
I’ll be pulling your hair
Like I’m riding a horse
At some county fair

The sex will be hot and sweaty
After hours our strength may fade
But you need not worry
I’ve got gallons of Blue Frost Gatorade®

Thats it so far. Erato, the muse of love potery and mimicry, has somehow escaped me. Hope your day is going well.

QUESTIONS FOR LADIES! I need feed back please

Thanks to Incognito Sweetie, who pointed out this great post.

please ladies answer me w/ honestiness.
is it true what whoever girl shave their vagina is liking to have sex with a man who has buffalo shirt?
is it true that they be kinky with guy in buffalo shirt?

i would love to hear from you
thank you very muchx

IM LONE ON THIS WEEKEND AND SEEK LADIES

My impression is that the women of craigslist are pretty picky about who they choose to contact. I oftentimes wonder if these ESL posts bear any fruit...

HI, IS GONNA BE A PLEASURE IF YOU LET ME MAKE ON YOU ANTLER DANCE, IM AVAILABLE FOR ANY WOMAN IN AND OUT OF PLACE, IM CLEAN AND HEALTY GUY, IM SMELL NICE DOWN BELOW, IM WORK HARD, IM NICE AND HUMOR, IM LIKE SPECIAL SPOTS ON LADIES, IM LIKE TOUCH BREAST OF LADIES, E-MAIL ME I'M GENTLEMAN, LIKE CAUCASIAN, LADIES ONLY. IF YOU WANT TO MAKE ANTLER DANCE LETS MAKE ANTLER DANCE AND HAVE FUNN. IM MAKE YOU SEE JESUS.