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Talar du engelska?

Deux can play at your game, sir! (permalink)...

Jag kan bara litet svenska. Jag blir nervös när jag ska tala svenska. Jobbar du naken? Kanna jag se? Älskar du mig inte?

{roughly translated -- I can speak a little Swedish. I get nervous speaking Swedish. Do you work naked? Can I watch? Do you love me?}

Sparkly Flair for International Barbie

This one is for Mir who sent me a link to a poster looking for a pocket-sized, read 6", girlfriend. Unfortunately he took his post down before I could capture it for posterity.

Ciao Bella

Si tu parles anglais, frances, Tagalog, Judeo-Crimean Tatar, Jewish Babylonian Aramaic, Jamaican Country Sign Language or anything else that has a cute accent or involves using your hands to communicate, even Sipakapense (love that Guatemalan charm), drop me a line with a pic so I can see your cute smile. In terms of physical attributes preferences, since I am 6’ and average, I tend to like shorter than me and have dated Barbie DollsTM who were 14" so I am not opposed to being the tall one. Lets get together for drinks or else and get to know each other.

Please weigh around 115-130 pounds, have 30 to 36 inch hips, an 18 to 23 inch waist, and a 38 to 48 inch bust.

Finnish on my workscreen

Finnish on mine, Old French on this repeat poster...


Hyvää huomenta. Puhutteko englantia? Minä en ymmärrä suomea. Jutellaan toistekin !

Which's Finnish (about 5 minutes ago), a greeting and a statement of an inability to speak finnish and a request of the speaker if they speak english.

Greetings? English? Finnish? Is any of this interesting? In any way compelling?

I'm not sure it is.

And if you think it is I might find you dull.

Or we might annoy each other so much that we couldn't help liking each other even more, like in some movie.

Which couldn't help but be just as amusing and entertaining.

He gets letters:

"thanks, adams morgan funny man. about time you made fun of this guy."

"Hyvaa paiva. Minun nimi on Kirsten."