Who is DJ Jazzy Bananahammock?

Constant poster posts, "Who is John Galt?" And he thinks it's anobscure reference. And he's 40. I'm thinking he's an idiot. But maybe no more so than me, eh?

If you K-N-to-tha-izzow tha answa ta this n brotha obscure questions, then mad props. You just might be hella intellectual, individizzles n iconizzle enough fo` me! Let's takes responsibility fo` our own happiness n live life ta tha fullest, aiight? Itta be mad crunk.

All replies is answered except to jankety hos, n I promise ta send apicture of mah iced out bananahammock if you send a picture of yos. Really mizzy interested in yo mind though, honest fo' real! No haters. Yo, gotta bounce!

fuck nick lachey i wount thro u out for smerter gurl

Brainiac seeks girl. Boob-size unimportant apparently. Me? I like brainy girls...and I'm not a queerboy.

looking to start a ltr as i am in the right time and mood to do so,and have a job at a law firm but not a leyer as i am too smert for that but i want someone i can trust and feel someone that looks normal,im not shallow im real ive tried everything bbw skinny w,b,hspc,asian,and i didnt care where there from execpt i told the bbw to stop eating all those twinkies and hotdogs and funions and twizlers and hot cocoa and sticks of butter but they all sucked for they wanted something more dummer than me,and werent willing to give anything,so are you 26-36 are you reasonabley tall are you avarage buildt (bonus for athletic or swimmer buildt minus for softball or field hocky buildt)are you capable of giving me blowjobs (no cold fish please) do you have a sense of humor,can you handle being treated as an eaqual and a lady,(if in bed its up to you,when we get their later tonite) im not loking for a slut or a fuck budy i need my match my intellectial equal no pics not interested. and i promise to send. Ok, if you want to be my fuck budy but you have to tell my mom ur and i engaged so she knows i am not a queerboy.

Clams Casino. Who was he?

Who was General Tso's Chicken? Really.

Hi.

So, who was Clams Casino? I enjoy seafood, but no one at any restaurant is able to give me a story that sounds legit. Do you know? It's a pretty weird name.

Me:

6'1"
170 lbs
Erudite
Grown in a specially prepared nutrient medium
Slutty
Ad-ventureful
Sense of Smell
'Mericun



He gets letters:

Just wanted to say your post was the only one today that made me laugh out loud. (That is saying a lot, your stiffest competition coming from "If you're crazy and you know it e-mail me " and " fuck brad i wount toss you out for bigger tits - 27 (". Anyone who describes themselves as Slutty and Ad-ventureful is probably rather wonderful as well. Good luck finding what you are looking for."

"so does this mean you read "brave new world"?"

I want to fill up a woman with my man seed

He wants to impregnate a woman. I'm willing to come in her mouth. Hmmmmm.

I know there are some who won't like this post. If you must send me hate email--go ahead.

I am a 36 yo, professional, attractive, intelligent white male who is facing imminent deployment to Klendathu battle against the bug aliens that call Klendathu home(just doing my part as a citizen of the Federation). Before I go I want to fill up a woman with my man seed. Any orifice will suffice

I'm looking for a woman who wants me to fill them up with my man seed. My man seed is very potent, has delicate, ripe, figgy nose, and tastes like Château Haut Brion Pessac-Léognan 1982(or so I am told). Email me and we'll take the next step.



He gets letters:

"Dude: First it is impregnate a woman, then an ocelot, now just fill any hole? Do us all a favor, pay for a hooker or buy an inflatable doll and be done with it. None of us women here care which one you do … but just buzz off already, do something about your needs and go away. Please for our sake."

"Dude, I sense your schtick ain't working. Why?"

Paul Reubens?

JFK JR.? Puleeze...

Pee Wee Herman?? No, but close.

6'
170 lbs
Well Traveled
Own a suit
Own a bow tie
Arrested for jerking off at the South Trail Cinema
Community Service
Adventurous (see above)

Interested? E-mail me & attach a photo. Feel free to ask me anything.

Have a nice day.

Intelligently designed for a special godly virgin

Jeebus seems to be calling me to blaspheme again...

Born-again, never married virgin seeks white female virgin for some godly Christian courtship. Not interested in Catholics, Presbyterians, Methodists, Episcopalians, Secular Humanists, Vegans, Europeans, or any other such cultists who might introduce me to exotic new ideas that might cause me to question my True Christian Beliefs. I will, however, pray for your quick end and a speedy journey to a very hot place, where you will be spending all eternity wishing you were with God’s favorite people rather than roasting in a literal lake of fire, Amen.

Must be height and weight proportionate, into sunsets, walks on the beach, intelligent design, intolerance, Christian worship and fellowship, the book of Leviticus, crusading for Jesus, and judging the unsaved. Please no hang-ups or extra baggage.



He gets letters:

"You sounded perfect in your post, but I'm concerned with your picture of tinky winky on the shoulder of JESUS. Is he a veiled reference to your tolerence of homosexuals?"