Just me having fun with the sad sacks of craigslist M4W in Washington, DC.

Sunday, November 06, 2005

I want to fill up a woman with my man seed

He wants to impregnate a woman. I'm willing to come in her mouth. Hmmmmm.

I know there are some who won't like this post. If you must send me hate email--go ahead.

I am a 36 yo, professional, attractive, intelligent white male who is facing imminent deployment to Klendathu battle against the bug aliens that call Klendathu home(just doing my part as a citizen of the Federation). Before I go I want to fill up a woman with my man seed. Any orifice will suffice

I'm looking for a woman who wants me to fill them up with my man seed. My man seed is very potent, has delicate, ripe, figgy nose, and tastes like Château Haut Brion Pessac-Léognan 1982(or so I am told). Email me and we'll take the next step.



He gets letters:

"Dude: First it is impregnate a woman, then an ocelot, now just fill any hole? Do us all a favor, pay for a hooker or buy an inflatable doll and be done with it. None of us women here care which one you do … but just buzz off already, do something about your needs and go away. Please for our sake."

"Dude, I sense your schtick ain't working. Why?"

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1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

In a rather strange way, we seem to share a common interest.

10:54 AM

 

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