Seeking that spark? Mr. Banana Hammock don't got it.

That is right. No spark. No dazzle. "No shit?" you say. I'm in a new job and I don't find the time to write much anymore. But I am looking for a date, hopefully leading up to another date to my new job's X-mas party on December 3, or so I am led to believe, at some country club in VA (god help us my staff is arranging the DJ). I promise to be charming as always, and reasonably fit and sane. You be likewise. If I don't have to explain why a sibling of mine (before you meet her - the explanation is there) would deign to marry three Jasons I will be impressed (although it is a good story). Attached is a year-old picture of my youngest niece and me from last X-mas (not the same kind of party).



He gets letters:

"I just wanted to say your posts are just about the only thing worth reading in the CL personals. I hope you have time to post more soon. You've been missed!"