I'm intelligently designed by the sweet baby Jesus

Heh.

Born-again, never married virgin seeks white female virgin for some godly Christian courtship. Not interested in Catholics, Presbyterians, Mormons, Methodists, Unitarians, Episcopalians, Christian Scientists, Vegans, Wiccans, Foreigners or anyone else that might introduce me to exotic new ideas that might cause me to question my True Christian beliefs. I will, however, pray for your quick end and a speedy journey to a very hot place, where you will be makin' s'mores with Satan. And they won't even taste good. Amen.

Must be height and weight proportionate, into sunsets, walks on the beach, George W. Bush, Christian worship and fellowship, the book of Leviticus, protesting secular humanism, and judging the unsaved. Please no hang-ups or extra baggage.



He gets letters:

"Your CL posting can't be serious!?"