Godly guy seeks virgin for some courtin' - no Mary-worshippers

I had no excuse for this one, except they're fun. And I haven't done one in a long time. And I'm hoping for more email suggesting that I need a good dunking.

Born-again, never married virgin seeks white female virgin for some godly Christian courtship. Not interested in Catholics, Presbyterians, Mormons, Methodists, Unitarians, Episcopalians, Christian Scientists, Vegans, or anyone else that might introduce me to exotic new ideas that might cause me to question my True Christian beliefs. I will, however, pray for your quick end and a speedy journey to a very hot place, where you will be spending all eternity wishing you were with God’s favorite people rather than roasting in a literal lake of fire, Amen.

Must be height and weight proportionate, into sunsets, walks on the beach, intelligent design, intolerance, Christian worship and fellowship, the book of Leviticus, protesting secular humanism, and judging the unsaved. Please no hang-ups or extra baggage.