Well-favored Catch Seeks A Nonconvergent Girl

I think I'm a much bigger catch. Much bigger.

I'm a catch. I know it. You know it. My mom knows it. I've proven it. I have signed and notarized documentation stating that I am a catch. I am, however, tired of girls wanting to be engaged after 4 months of dating. Ridiculous (6 months-maybe?)

Here's me:
1) 6'0, straight hair, great body, tan skin. Small man-boobs
2) Driven. (went to a great college, 5000 SAT, excellent job, etc etc and so forth)
3) Picky. I've got a strong track record, I date the under 2%, I'm sorry, thats just what I like. I don't abide fatties or vapid women or women who haven't appeared in “Playboy” or “Juggs” magazines.
4) Extremely well-traveled (Canada AND Mexico)
5) From a loving family...that's right, family's very important to me (especially my mommy).
6) I love cuy (good cuy, chactado, served with beer and potatoes).
7) And of course much more than that.


What do I want:
1) Someone who's into fitness and into me (that means a great to greater body), J-Lo butt ok..
2) A girl who smiles often (bc that means she's happy, or faking happy, doesn't matter to me)
3) Someone w/ something interesting to say who enjoys reading or puts me first. I'm special and worth it.
4) No pop-culture casualties, fatties, religious nuts, vegans, or other such occultists .
5) A girl who keeps her friendships and loves her mother and father but adores me more.
6) A girl who's stylish. Unstylish girls bore me, and scream that you serious help in the stylishness department. I could teach you, but that is not my job.

You will send me
1)Your picture and one sentence. Thats it. It will get mine. If I like your one sentence. And don't make it one of those super-long Faulkner-esque paragraph long sentences. I am ADHD.I will never get through it.

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