Hot True Christian Romance

Because he did. And becuase I am bitter I guess...

Born-again, never married virgin seeks white female virgin for some godly Christian fellowship and Aryan baby-making. Not interested in Catholics, Presbyterians, Mormons, Methodists, Unitarians, Episcopalians, Christian Scientists, Vegans, or anyone else that might introduce me to exotic new ideas that might cause me to question my True Christian beliefs. I will, however, pray for your quick end and a speedy journey to a very hot place, where you will be spending all eternity honoring our Lord and Maker in a literal lake of fire, Amen.

Must be height and weight proportionate, into candlelight dinners, intelligent design, intolerance, gunning down baby killers, the book of Leviticus, protesting secular humanism, and judging the unsaved. Please no hang-ups or extra baggage.