Saved guy seeks lily white virgin for godly fun

Well, it pissed them off on CL so much the last time, lets see if it will again.

Bible believing, saved, fundamentalist Baptist fella seeks lily white virgin for serious courtshipping. Must be into long walks on the beach, intelligent design, tithing, the book of Leviticus, good old-fashioned Christian worship and fellowship, and judging the unsaved.

Catholics, Presbyterians, Mormons, Methodists, Unitarians, Episcopalians, or any other such occultists unwelcome.



He gets letters:

"The addition of Barney is perfect. And "judging the unsaved"...LOL! Thanks for my laugh of the day!"

"There is a contradiction in your posting. You dn't want Presbyterians. Mr. Rodgers was a Presbyterian minister. You shouldn't make like of salvation. It's obvious you think Christians are a joke. Either way, as blasthamist as you are being, I'll pray for you tonight. I really feel sorry for you. God will forgive you if you so ask. If you are serious about being a Baptist, you should rethink your posting."