Any hot virgins for godly Christian fellowship?

Because I can. And because he did.

Saved, fundamentalist Baptist, never married, virgin seeks white female virgin for some godly Christian fellowship and Aryan baby-making. Must be into long walks on the beach, intelligent design, intolerance, the book of Leviticus, good old-fashioned Christian worship, and judging the unsaved. Please no hang-ups or extra baggage.

Catholics, Presbyterians, Mormons, Methodists, Unitarians, Episcopalians, Christian Scientists or any other such occultists unwelcome. Sorry, I don’t intend to know people who will be roasting on a spit above Satan’s hot coals for eternity.