Just me having fun with the sad sacks of craigslist M4W in Washington, DC.

Friday, August 12, 2005

I'm a Twinkie®

This guy? He's an onion. Me? I'm a Twinkie®.

I'm a Twinkie®.

I have a spongy yellow outer layer.
You'll want to bite into me to reach the center.
But, you’ll enjoy biting into me because of my spongy yellow outer layer is made of a cake-like substance.
You'll probably want to not eat me all of the time as I’m highly caloric.
You'll get a creamy delicious treat when you get to the inside of me.

Don't ask me to change, I am after all, a Twinkie®.



He gets letters:

"Good Twinkie ad. How about how one about many licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?"

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