I am a Grenache varietal grape

More a la the I am an onion guy...

I am a Grenache varietal grape

I produce high yields when given plenty of irrigation in warm climates
I’m widely planted in South Australia, particularly in the Barossa Valley and McLaren Vale wine regions.
I make a very good rose and I am also used as blending material, particularly with Shiraz and Mourvedre varietals.
As a rose I go well with barbeques, but I am certainly not out of place with the best cuts of meat.
For a special summer treat try me like that with tapenade or a few grilled sardines.

Don't ask me to change, I am after all, a Granache varietal grape.



He gets letters:

"Bravo! Bravo! Eloquent and hillarious."