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Thursday, September 22, 2005

Male with questions for a woman

He has one. I have many. Here are three:

Ok, so I'm about 6 feet tall and about 170 lbs. I could be in better shape than I am but I'm a bit on the gangly side, carrying most of my weight around my midsection. I've been unemployed for about one month and celibate for about three. I'm happily collecting unemployment, but I do have a new job I will be starting up next month. Ok, so assuming the earth will be destroyed with fire, and all the nations of the earth will be destroyed along with it, why, when the "New Earth" or "New Jerusalem" comes, will the nations need healing like it says in Revelation 22:2? How can you heal something that is already dead and burned? If the New Jeruslam is the saved of all ages, when all things have ended and we have embarked into eternity; when sin, death, Hades and Satan have all been cast into the lake of fire; all evil has been disposed of, sin has been finally purged; there is no more sickness, no more hunger or thirst; the former things shall not be remembered or even come to mind; why would they need healing if they are now in eternal bliss? I don't get fundies...

Also, in the "Art of Sexual Ecstasy," Margo Anand devotes a chapter to Healing the Vajra, a massage that heals the "body armoring" and sensitizes the penis. You're supposed to begin with a "Heart Salutation" and "Melting Hug." The guy is supposed to like on his back, feet on the floor, knees raised, and thighs spread apart. Your partner is supposed to sit cross-legged in front of the guys penis and make an offering of a bowl containing a flower floating in water and say, "I offer you this flower as a sign of my love. May it capture and dissolve any tensions that have kept Vajra away from his power. I am honored to be Vajra's healer." If you did this to me, would you be offended if I laughed? This sounds so stupid. I don't get New Agers...

And if someone can tell me why younger guys think that "popped" collar look is cool I'd be most appreciative. I mean we used to do that in the 80s. Pretty soon they'll start wearing two of these shirts at the same time with both collars "popped." It doesn't seem very masculine to me...

Thanks for taking a moment to review and respond.

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