I Know Your Relationship “Deal-Breakers” (September “Men’s Health”)

Some guy posted under the same heading with different answers. He has since taken it down before I could capture his "gentlemanliness..." Here were my answers to the same questions...

See how I rate.

According to "Men’s Health" Magazine there are the 10 relationship deal breakers (September issues, Page 57). I’ll respond to each:

“1. You still live with your parents.”

That would sure be a money-saver, but my folks live too far away to make a reasonable commute.

“2. You skimp on foreplay.”

Nope. I love boobies!

“3. You never stay at her place.”

Three words: I love boobies!

“ 4. You can’t stand kids.”

Are they mine?

“5. You have yet to open a car door for her.”

What? You don’t have arms?

“6. Your gym bag makes her eyes water.”

My gym bag is a Safeway bag that gets thrown away after every use.

“7. Your idea of a romance is candles and Coldplay.”

Yuk! I stick with the classics: Barry White and Boone’s Farms Strawberry Hill.

“8. You have the new Barbara Streisand boxed set.”

No, but I have ELO’s Greatest Hits.

“9. Your dancing is not quite human…”

I can only dance to 80’s Alternative dance music, the YMCA, and am proficient at the White Man’s Overbite.

“10. You slap her bum and call her “babe.”

Um. What is wrong with that?

Vitals: A young 37, average, tall, have a car, have boney girl arms, have big feet, tiny penis, broody.

Photo please, and be ready to roll your eyes.

He gets letters:

"correct use of punctuation ... and you admit to reading something that has more words than photos. good job!"

"Hi, I am considering leaving a relationship (very strongly) but I could be a good friend too when bored I guess. Here is a quick stats list:..."

"Once again, caro mio, you made me laugh!!! Brilliant!!"

How sexy are the looks of this person

I'm pretty sure I am not as hot, or sexy as this guy, but why not fish...

As the title says, how sexy do you think this person who is definitely not me is? Sexy? Sooper Sexy? Stone Fox? If this person who is some other guy makes you all steamy down below, please provide a pic.......the pictures attached are of a single male, 36, professional, and most certainly not me but some other guy. Not me. Someone else. Really.





He gets letters:

"I always look forward to you're cruel mocking antics"

"Not sexy at all"

"Tell your friend he's absolutely fabulous! At least in the buffalo
shirt. But he already knows this and so do you!"

Male with questions for a woman

He has one. I have many. Here are three:

Ok, so I'm about 6 feet tall and about 170 lbs. I could be in better shape than I am but I'm a bit on the gangly side, carrying most of my weight around my midsection. I've been unemployed for about one month and celibate for about three. I'm happily collecting unemployment, but I do have a new job I will be starting up next month. Ok, so assuming the earth will be destroyed with fire, and all the nations of the earth will be destroyed along with it, why, when the "New Earth" or "New Jerusalem" comes, will the nations need healing like it says in Revelation 22:2? How can you heal something that is already dead and burned? If the New Jeruslam is the saved of all ages, when all things have ended and we have embarked into eternity; when sin, death, Hades and Satan have all been cast into the lake of fire; all evil has been disposed of, sin has been finally purged; there is no more sickness, no more hunger or thirst; the former things shall not be remembered or even come to mind; why would they need healing if they are now in eternal bliss? I don't get fundies...

Also, in the "Art of Sexual Ecstasy," Margo Anand devotes a chapter to Healing the Vajra, a massage that heals the "body armoring" and sensitizes the penis. You're supposed to begin with a "Heart Salutation" and "Melting Hug." The guy is supposed to like on his back, feet on the floor, knees raised, and thighs spread apart. Your partner is supposed to sit cross-legged in front of the guys penis and make an offering of a bowl containing a flower floating in water and say, "I offer you this flower as a sign of my love. May it capture and dissolve any tensions that have kept Vajra away from his power. I am honored to be Vajra's healer." If you did this to me, would you be offended if I laughed? This sounds so stupid. I don't get New Agers...

And if someone can tell me why younger guys think that "popped" collar look is cool I'd be most appreciative. I mean we used to do that in the 80s. Pretty soon they'll start wearing two of these shirts at the same time with both collars "popped." It doesn't seem very masculine to me...

Thanks for taking a moment to review and respond.

Which picture is better?

Which picture indeed.

I'm looking for some honest female feedback ... which picture is better, wearing a buffalo shirt, wearing a baby, or a nice pair of tits?

L'Oréal, Ph2o, or Neutrogena?

This oddball posts the same crap daily. Landingstrips or smoothy? Let's date!

Ok,

In one of those interesting 6 pm trips to Angles, where several of my female friends seemed to forget they had a metro guy in their midst and decided to share too much information, I found out their preferences regarding certain kinds of face creams. If that was not enough, they decided to interrogate me on whether I preferred L'Oréal FUTUR-E Moisturizer + a daily dose of pure vitamin e, Ph2o Everyday Moisturizer, or Neutrogena Healthy Skin Visibly Even Daily Moisturizer Spf 15. I said, “None of the above." I prefer Anthony Logistics for Men Anthony Facial Moisturizer with SPF 15. It's got extracts of bilberry, sugarcane, maple sugar, orange and lemon to erase fine lines and blotches, panthenol which helps to retain moisture, and vitamins A, C, D and E to nourish my face skin. It also protects my skin with SPF 15, and helps minimize the signs of aging. And it's gentle on other regions if you get my drift, heh.

They seemed to be intrigued at my rational for my preference, but I was even more intrigued by their choices. Hence, I am setting out on an informal fact gather mission. (No yellowcake involved) =0

What is your preference? And why?

Also, do you think this question only relates to sexually active women? I don't care to know you if you aren't going to be sexually active with me.



He gets letters:

"I fan-wank you from work and also from home, I sure hope you have a desktop folder you put fan mail into to re-read on rainy days."

"Estee Lauder has one of the best products in the market, hands down."

QUESTIONS FOR LADIES! I need feed back please

Thanks to Incognito Sweetie, who pointed out this great post.

please ladies answer me w/ honestiness.
is it true what whoever girl shave their vagina is liking to have sex with a man who has buffalo shirt?
is it true that they be kinky with guy in buffalo shirt?

i would love to hear from you
thank you very muchx

My stats

More creativity from craigslist...

Sex: Yes yes yes. I love sex
Age: 35
Race: I have in the past
Marital Status: Single/never been married
Kids: None that I am aware of
Hair: On my head and body. Not back. The 70s will be coming bac. Be prepared.
Eyes: Brown
Teeth: All there (except wisdoms)
Height: 6’1"
Weight: 170 lbs.
Smoker: Hot yes, smoker? Dunno
Jean/Waist Size: 34 inch
Inseam: 8" cut
T-shirt Size: L or XL
Fitness Routine: Gym 3 to 4 times a week
Education: BA and MA in Liberal Arts
Job/Career: Economic Policy
Homeowner: No
Car: Yes
Favorite Color: Like them all
Religion: I worship Ba’al
Lifestyles: Berry scented and ribbed for her pleasure
Eat: I’ll reciprocate of course
Hobbies: I collect state quarters
Cook: Yes
Drugs: Only prescription
Drink: Yes but not heavily, except New Years. I don’t want to go there though
Favorite Season: Summer
Pets: 2 plants, Desmond and Slim
Best Character Trait(s): I’m a provocateur
Worst Character Trait(s): I’m a provocateur
Women I Find Desirable: Winona Ryder, Ashley Judd, Jennifer Anniston, Parker Posey, Brittany Murphy (when is she going to take her top off in a movie anyway?)