Dear Every Girl That Passes Me By On The Street

Just like me, another hopeless romantic, shouts out on Missed Connections...(permalink).

Blame it on the few drinks that I've had, or maybe it's because I wasn't breast fed as a baby, or that I have don't have a firm grasp on what society calls "boundaries." I keep checking this site only to be disappointed each time.

So this missed connection goes out to you darling. You're the girl who glared at me when I stared at your chest in the bookstore. Don't mistake my staring at your chest as a subtle form of trying to rip your panties off. I'm just imagining you naked, I promise, nothing more.

This connection is for the girl at the bar the other night that was angry with me because I was talking to her breasts. "Hello, my face is up here," she said. Honey, I know where your face is.

This is also for the woman last week who I helped with her groceries when she dropped them in front of me. Both of us bending over, I got a good look down your blouse, yum!

Here's looking out for a great pair... though I also appreciate a firm buttocks!

He gets letters:

"Hi,

don't get your hopes up. I'm none of the girls you just mentionned, but I couldn't help saying hello and good for you...:o).

I never understood that scene in the movie where the girl says: "hello! my face is up here".

As a rule, we (women) like to be noticed and appreciated by men, even the ones we wouldn't deign talk to.

I bet you anything that those girls were secretely pleased and checked out their boobs (with a knowing little smile) the first chance they found themselves in front of a mirror... It's what I would've done. But then, I don't have men staring down my blouse... I shouldn't complain however; they make up for it staring up my face...:)

Cheers, and good luck".

Super Premium Vanilla seeks Decadent Flavored Swirl

Nobody does a weird metaphor better than I do (permalink).

Indulge yourself in my creamy decadence. Savor the sweet without the sacrifice and enjoy it all knowing there's no sugar added! It's a situation fraught with joyosity when flavors mix and melt together and that's what I'm searching to do with you...your flavors twist and swirl around my vanilla base...caressing me with your coffee fudge, strawberry, or hazelnut swirl. Raspberry or double vanilla also ok... you know what I am about...we're both looking for a long term relationship and the passion between us finds you on top again and again.

I'm a romantic at heart... how about you? And I'm only 3 net carbs...what about you?