Lemmie Show it Off to YA

I don't understand some folks. I mean, what was he thinking? (permalink)


Hello..I am a tall SWM with big feet (! ;-))..I have pics to prove it...I love to be naked...especially outdoors...I want to get naked and touch myself sensually in front of a sexy lady...a sexy lady that appreciates a man who wants a tall SWM with big feet (! ;-))...that has the pics to prove it...to get naked and touch himself sensually in front of a sexy lady...if you are horny who knows what may happen next...I am fun and generous...I like outside nakedness...and touching myself sensually in front of a sexy lady...a sexy lady that wants a tall SWM with big feet (! ;-))...that has the pics to prove it...to get naked and touch himself sensually in front of a sexy lady ...I love ellipses...no crazies!

Anglo Version of Senator Bail Organa seeks his Breha Organa

For my 501st Craigslist post, I chose to do a real one though inspired by a number of today's posts. Namely, a Han looking for his Leia (permalink), and an Ewok (permalink) looking for god knows what (just not a friends with benefits situation).

I noticed that there were some Star Wars-inspired posts and wanted to join in on the fun, this being my 501st (yes 501st!) post on Craigslist. I have to confess I did have to Google the name of Bail Organa's wife (as well as the name "Bail Organa") as I am not that into Star Wars as some apparently are.

Indeed, there is a Luke looking for a Leia today, as well as an Ewok looking for love. I guess if there is potential interest in a short, fat, hirsute fella, I might finally (finally!) find a love connection on craigslist. After all, 501 posts is a lot, I'm not as fat, short and hairy as an Ewok, I clean up pretty good, and I like stuff.

While I realize that I am not as sexy or Latino as Jimmy Smits, the actor who played Bail Organa in Star Wars, I not that bad to look at. I'll attach a picture, you be the judge.

What else do I bring to the table? I employed, I can cook, I have good hygiene, I'm well traveled, I have a small collection of softcore hillbilly porn, I've done trapeze. Also, I am closer to you than than Senator Organa (who apparently lives on a planet called Alderaan (thanks again Google!) while I live in Adams Morgan. Senator Organa is also married and I'm not, which should be a plus I suppose.

I think it was Albert Einstein who once said that the definition of insane was doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. Hmmm. I'm not sure what that says about me?

Elitist WASP seeks Elitist WASP to Sneer at our Lessers, seriously

Colossal Ass Seeks xtra-special and incredibly unique substrata of society on Craigslist? Ha! (permalink).

6'1" tall, white male, currently an Elitist WASP, fancier of all things upper-crusty, and eternally a snob seeks fellow White Anglo-Saxon Protestant elite female to bond with over sneering at our lessers, long talks concerning the merits of summering in the Hamptons versus summering in Newport (obvious, duh), cucumber sandwiches: butter or cream cheese?, VS, VSOP, or XO?, and how we can keep our boot planted firmly on the necks of the masses through 'compassionate conservatism.' I come from a blue-blooded family from Ann Arbor Michigan, I'm a traditional Midwestern gentleman, and I am definitely not metro-sexual.

I am a complete ass, though I do have a sense of humor, I know many ethnic jokes, and have a strong sense of wit (look that cripple fell down, how rich!), and do not wish to date anyone in my current social circle; hence the advertisement here.

REQUIREMENTS:

Ideally the WASP-ier, the better; any hint of pigment in your skin gets you shown the door.

Preferred age range: 24-34. If you're younger than that you need to impress me with your intellect. A college degree is a must (In case we hit it off really well, and we touch our loins together, I wish that the future progeny must come from the loins of two well-educated people). No diseased loins. Yes, I will check.

Your blood must be blue. Yes, I will check.

You must enjoy those big hats they wear to horse races, wine tasting, teasing the homeless and retarded, and cultural events where other elitist WASPs congregate: the symphony, dining at the Palm, charity balls, the opera, and art galleries.

OK, if you made it through this far, you are probably saying what a catch this guy is, and I am here to tell you that you are right. This message is targeting that extra-special and incredibly unique substrata of society that typically reads craigslist...

Yes, that photo is of me (WASP without the beard), sorry about all the smiling; the photographer was directing me to like I was having a good time at this totally white trash event we decided to go to in order to make fun of white trash. I really do like to scowl though. The other photo is that of my dog, Thaddeus Masterson the Third. He must be accepted as well (He is a great dog, pedigree blood line, a little rough around the edges, and fun to be around. He only smokes Cuban cigars (like me).

He gets letters:

"Hmmm, it seems that between the hours of 2:27am, and 3:36pm you shrunk an inch, and have gone from being a "partial ass' to a "complete ass". You also managed to change dogs, and have gone from being a "traditional Southern gentleman" to a "traditional Midwestern gentleman". Well, at least you have consistently claimed to be a gentleman....I guess neither traditions place an emphasis on honesty. Oh! Let's not forget that in both ads you assert that you are NOT a metro-sexual. Good Luck in your search.....One Smart WASP Lady"

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Bored in my Brain Surgeon class...wanna chat?

Do women like guys who might make a lot of money in the future? Let's find out! (permalink)

Sitting in a Brain Surgeoning class on a topic I actually know, Brain Surgeoning. Is anyone up for a conversation? Tall, potential big time earner due to my knowledge of brain surgeoning, well traveled.