Anglo Version of Senator Bail Organa seeks his Breha Organa
For my 501st Craigslist post, I chose to do a real one though inspired by a number of today's posts. Namely, a Han looking for his Leia (permalink), and an Ewok (permalink) looking for god knows what (just not a friends with benefits situation).
I noticed that there were some Star Wars-inspired posts and wanted to join in on the fun, this being my 501st (yes 501st!) post on Craigslist. I have to confess I did have to Google the name of Bail Organa's wife (as well as the name "Bail Organa") as I am not that into Star Wars as some apparently are.
Indeed, there is a Luke looking for a Leia today, as well as an Ewok looking for love. I guess if there is potential interest in a short, fat, hirsute fella, I might finally (finally!) find a love connection on craigslist. After all, 501 posts is a lot, I'm not as fat, short and hairy as an Ewok, I clean up pretty good, and I like stuff.
While I realize that I am not as sexy or Latino as Jimmy Smits, the actor who played Bail Organa in Star Wars, I not that bad to look at. I'll attach a picture, you be the judge.
What else do I bring to the table? I employed, I can cook, I have good hygiene, I'm well traveled, I have a small collection of softcore hillbilly porn, I've done trapeze. Also, I am closer to you than than Senator Organa (who apparently lives on a planet called Alderaan (thanks again Google!) while I live in Adams Morgan. Senator Organa is also married and I'm not, which should be a plus I suppose.
I think it was Albert Einstein who once said that the definition of insane was doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. Hmmm. I'm not sure what that says about me?
Labels: Adams Morgan, hillbilly porn, honesty, Sar Wars, trapeze
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