A friend forwarded a nice ad about a Jamaican who didn't believe in caps to post. So I followed. Sorry, I cannot find the original.


hey sexy ladies of craigslist! how are your doing?, i'm gonna keep it short and to the point and free of caps. just looking to meet some cool people. i'm 38 yrs old, originally from michigan, but i reside in adams morgan. i'm 6ft and change. i work. I like to cook, read, eskimo face-pulling competitions, and from time to time, rubbing my crotch on women on metro during rush hour, or whatever the mood desires. i would like to know some things about you, like your politics and chest size, and if the feeling is mutual, we could have sex from behind on my kitchen table.