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Sex: Yes yes yes. I love sex
Age: 35
Race: I have in the past
Marital Status: Single/never been married
Kids: None that I am aware of
Hair: On my head and body. Not back. The 70s will be coming bac. Be prepared.
Eyes: Brown
Teeth: All there (except wisdoms)
Height: 6’1"
Weight: 170 lbs.
Smoker: Hot yes, smoker? Dunno
Jean/Waist Size: 34 inch
Inseam: 8" cut
T-shirt Size: L or XL
Fitness Routine: Gym 3 to 4 times a week
Education: BA and MA in Liberal Arts
Job/Career: Economic Policy
Homeowner: No
Car: Yes
Favorite Color: Like them all
Religion: I worship Ba’al
Lifestyles: Berry scented and ribbed for her pleasure
Eat: I’ll reciprocate of course
Hobbies: I collect state quarters
Cook: Yes
Drugs: Only prescription
Drink: Yes but not heavily, except New Years. I don’t want to go there though
Favorite Season: Summer
Pets: 2 plants, Desmond and Slim
Best Character Trait(s): I’m a provocateur
Worst Character Trait(s): I’m a provocateur
Women I Find Desirable: Winona Ryder, Ashley Judd, Jennifer Anniston, Parker Posey, Brittany Murphy (when is she going to take her top off in a movie anyway?)