Too social for internet dating, but lets try it....

To conflicted to date responsibly...

I've always thought that the online social life was for weirdos, trekkies, and people that wear track suits, but it seems a lot of normal people are doing it lately, plus I'm past typical bar-girls, club kids, random metro hookups, exposing myself on street corners, and my job is in science policy, so I don’t meet too many normal girls there....

I'm Mr. Banana Hammock, just moved down from Mt. Pleasant. Many things that describe me ostensibly conflict with one another: outdoorsy yet like to get dressed up, introspective yet shallow, knowledgeable yet vapid, rugged yet clean cut, manly yet girly, artsy yet scientific, non-religious yet deeply religious, hot yet cold, shy yet unshy. Basically, just well rounded and love to learn about all things yet deeply I’m uncurious. I'm 35, I'm 6'1" 170lbs, I elliptical train a lot and do a lot of sit-ups and knee-bends, but I'm not obsessed with working out, and I love to eat, especially food. I can cook.

If you wish all guys like me that care about their appearance and the image they project and have super personalities weren't all players, then you’ll be banging down my internets door to meet me...

Hope to hear from you soon, please include a pic since I did.



He gets letters:

"Yay - you're back! I LOVE your parodies!! Keep up the great work!"

"LOVED your CL ad. It made me laugh out loud. I, myself am a study in opposites, (guess it's being a Gemini, if you believe in all that crap.) Anyway, I'm creative/artistic yet analytical. I'm outgoing, yet need my alone time...you get the idea. I'm looking for someone with the same versatility. If you read my profile posted below, (that I wrote weeks ago, mind you--not just to match your profile , you'll see that we have a lot in common, I think). Well, if you want to know more, let me know. I'd cut and paste the link to make things a lot easier, but I've been told that doesn't work with this CL stuff. So, I've attached my pic and pasted my profile. Hope to hear back soon and good luck!"