My Plans...

For today only: hella cool guy, 34, kicking it old school (permalink)...

Well with everyone I know either visiting their folks, out of town, or out of town visiting their folks, I'm hanging around the house with nothing to do but think about stuff. And what I thought I'd do would be to kick it “70s style.” So, to all you super foxy bunnies...I'm chilln' at the pad and icin' a bottle of Champale, can you dig it?

I know, you want to get down wit da boogie wit me all day and all night cause I have bitchin' threads and I'm one cool cat.

So if you have any hope of having an outta sight time today, you'll send me a e-mail with a pic. No longer jive turkey-friendly.

He gets letters:

"you are cool like dat"

"I love it!!! You seem like a funny ass dude....So whats good w/ the Champale baby? I can dig it!!! LMAO LOL LOL!!!"

Who is DJ Jazzy Bananahammock?

Constant poster posts, "Who is John Galt?" And he thinks it's anobscure reference. And he's 40. I'm thinking he's an idiot. But maybe no more so than me, eh?

If you K-N-to-tha-izzow tha answa ta this n brotha obscure questions, then mad props. You just might be hella intellectual, individizzles n iconizzle enough fo` me! Let's takes responsibility fo` our own happiness n live life ta tha fullest, aiight? Itta be mad crunk.

All replies is answered except to jankety hos, n I promise ta send apicture of mah iced out bananahammock if you send a picture of yos. Really mizzy interested in yo mind though, honest fo' real! No haters. Yo, gotta bounce!