Who is DJ Jazzy Bananahammock?

Constant poster posts, "Who is John Galt?" And he thinks it's anobscure reference. And he's 40. I'm thinking he's an idiot. But maybe no more so than me, eh?

If you K-N-to-tha-izzow tha answa ta this n brotha obscure questions, then mad props. You just might be hella intellectual, individizzles n iconizzle enough fo` me! Let's takes responsibility fo` our own happiness n live life ta tha fullest, aiight? Itta be mad crunk.

All replies is answered except to jankety hos, n I promise ta send apicture of mah iced out bananahammock if you send a picture of yos. Really mizzy interested in yo mind though, honest fo' real! No haters. Yo, gotta bounce!