Mr. Banana Hammock LOVES Guinea Pigs Too!

This guy also likes cavies...but not as much as me.

As you can see from the pictures below, I too love adorable lil guinea pigs :) Their soft soft fur, the charming squeaking sound they make, the taste of their tender flesh. Seeking the LOVE of a woman who loves them too!

I'm 36, a former policy wonk in DC, single, 6'1" tall. I have lived/studied overseas, active in sporting events like beer pong, extreme eating, and bungie motocross. I also like to reenact future events and am writing a novelization of the “Chronicles of Narnia” films which I hope to sell to Double Day or Regnery. I live in a community of poets, artists, drunkards, imbeciles, and NIMBY yuppies.

Seeking a skinny single woman with big boobs who is caring & loving, and who also loves cavies like I do. (guinea pigs). :) :) Mr. Banana Hammock :) :)



He gets letters:

"too. damn. funny."

"My stomach hurts from laughing so hard. That is absolutely brilliant. :-) You have made my day and then some!"

"Mr banana hammock, I just love you- your posts help me through the painful workday. Thanks!!"

"That is Awful!!!!"

"Im so glad you're back. I was worried you had gone and found love or something! Another great parody! Interesting factoid, I actually rode in a carpool today with the Guiniea Pig Historical re-enactor, and I am oddly compelled to help him with a better picture. But I never do. Happy to see your hilarity return! Well done spacechap!"