LOL. Jesus F'in Christ Spinning on a Stick. LMAO.

You, sir, had me at LOL...

Ack! Is it that hard to find a "k3wl", non-lamr,female hottie on CL? WTF? I mean...this is getting a little ridiculous. LOL q:^)>

I'm a SWM, 36, fun, k3wl and into emoticons and UO/ICQ-speak. I thrive in AOL chat rooms and I love 2 LMAO. LOL. @--->--->--

Could I say....we meet in an AOL chat room...and we prolly convo about me touching ur boobies...or staring at them anyway...on a moonlit night...r hrts pounding in as 1? And I give u the >:->, cuz I'm a little devil. How bout we start with....we can actually have a meaningful convo. LMAO! One that makes us both laugh...or holds both our attention? Convo bout how k3wl u & i r? :0) ROFLAMOPMP.

Until then....I think I'm going with...ur boobies. LOL CYL8R. :-*