My Version of Man on Woman Sensuality is Superior to these Other Guys

At least it is in my opinion...


I'm sitting at my desk typing this missive. I’m in my Carla Behrle leather pants. No shirt. I just finished my Cajun blackened sea turtle in focaccia with spicy mayonnaise. I burp.

Last night I was hanging out at Angles, nursing a Cadenhead's Old Raj Gin and Hybolin Decanoate. I cracked my neck, took another sip and scanned the room for my next conquest. Somebody sorely in need of my superior man on woman sensuality that you are not wont to find on this message board. As I scan, I notice her. I flex-wink-point (with the trigger finger). She demurs. I give her my combos: Front Double Biceps, Front Lat Spread, Side Chest, Back Double Biceps, and signature Back Lat Spread. She still demurs. I walk over and tell her that I will make her coo and warble like a woodpigeon later tonight in my Adams Morgan compound. That I am expert Tao man on woman sensuality: Cat And Mice Sharing A Hole, Cicada On A Bough, and even the Dragon Turns. That I am practiced in the secrets of the Yoni: the Uchchushita then the Jihva-bhramanaka. That I will cleave asunder that archway with my nose and that I will gently probe her yoni with my nose, lips and chin. Circling slowly. She rolls her eyes and leaves the bar. She must be a lesbian, I think, and order another drink. "ll gently probe her yoni with my nose, lips and chin. Circling slowly. She rolls her eyes and leaves the bar. She must be a lesbian, I think, and order another drink.

Me you ask? Eating rare and endangered animals. The Tao. The Kama Sutra. Excellent coition in the mouth, nose, and chin. That is what I am about. And if you are ready for my superior version of man on woman sensuality, drop me a line.

He gets letters:

SEEKING VERY DISCREET AND PROFESSIONAL BUSINESS MEN
FOR SEXUAL ACTIVITIES.

I OFFER:
DANCING
SEX
ORAL SEX
AND MORE

I HAVE ALL DOCUMENTS OF TESTING. IF YOU NEED TO REVIEW
BEFORE ANY SESSIONS, IT'S FINE!

ONLY PROFESSIONAL MEN REPLY!!!"