LET'S PLAY WITH APPLETINIS AND RUFFIES

This guy (permalink) is always posting about getting women drunk. Why would that be?

I am becoming bored with the unfun, conservative, buttoned up women of DC who will not have sex with me on the first date lately so might as well try here. I prefer a woman who would like to play with appletinis, ruffies, maybe my xbox, other stuff (fill in what that other stuff might be) at the right time. This is in addition to worshipping me, eating out, and hot kinky sex like you on top. Late 20s to mid-30s who try to stay fit works best for me. Bring the banter too. I will put the ruffies in your appletini when your preoccupied with my xbox.