DON'T BE HATIN' ON MY MULLET

I came up with what I thought was a pretty good title for a post the other night, see above. I didn't know what to do with it until I found this bit crap and weirdness attempting to pass for romance (permalink). It was all about the first line of his, and my, post. And I added a romantic picture of Bruce Barry, whoever he is.

...writing the title was the easy part

here is what I would like to find - special lady to accompany me to county fairs, stock car races, and Lynyrd Skynyrd concerts. She should be willing to flash her tits at the band while I, can of bud in one hand and plastic lighter in the other, shout out as loudly as I can, “FREEBIRD....FREEBIRD.”

.... now me

never married no kids (been willing to settle down for some time but pick poorly)

women from 21 to 60 hit on me- it is more then likely the prodigious bulge in my crotchal region, which I stuff with 4 pairs of athletic socks and a giant rubber band ball.

i am not smart enough to lie convincingly - just a straight forward man - ask me a question, go on. Ask damnit!

ok there is a thumbnail of me if you are still interested please answer the following and then tell me something about yourself

MYSTERY MADMAN A VICTIM OF CRUEL CHARADE, SOME INNOCENT PAWN IN AN END GAME ONE MORE STALEMATE, IS DEATH ANOTHER BIRTHDAY?

DOES A SOUTHERN MAN DON'T NEED NEIL YOUNG AROUND ANYHOW

WHAT MAKES YOU - YOU

AND THE LAST ONE ARE YOU HATIN' ON MY MULLET

He gets letters:

"Good luck in your search - wish I was single again! I'm listening to Freebird right now! Hope you find the right person!"

"You mullet is a national treasure to me !!!!

Looking for over 40 single , divorced seperated or maybe a married white male. Im tired of the games ....I just want someone to date and have a good time with and if something comes from it well then its a plus. You can see my profile on match or yahoo under suthernbeautync. A RECENT picture is a must if you dont have one I will not respond. I am 5'8" so please be taller and I am full figured so if u are not looking for curvy, and voluptous then I am not for you. Local guys only around Herndon VA.

Bunny"