Hip Hop Lover / Ukulele Music Composer / Elephant Polo

He mentions everything but the big stick lodged in his ass (permalink)...

I'm tired of going on dates only to find I have no common interests with my date.

If you *really love* hip hop music (especially B2K, DMX, Freeway, Aceyalone, etc.) maybe we should meet. I'm interested in getting together a badass crew for dance battling to make money and get respect, but it doesn't necessarily have to develop into something more than friendship. I'm an avid composer and have written several "slow-jams" for the ukulele modeled after ConFunkShun's slow-jams. I'm a penis model working for the company that makes the Make it Big Power Pump. I am the “before” model.

Health is very important to me. I make creamy tomato millet soup just about every week and enjoy working out in various ways (elephant polo is my favorite sport, although I do some cardio regularly as well). Every morning I hand-grind wheat for cereal to which I add oat groats, rye flakes, craisins, and soy milk. I am in shape -- 6 ft 1 in, glasses, 170 pounds.

One more thing... I drive a 2005 H2. I believe it's important to compensate for a small penis by driving around in a giant automobile. I use the rest of my money to make money by making real, income producing opportunities such as loan-sharking or pimping. If you want a taste of my financial mindset, see "Hustle 'n' Flow" or "You Got Served" or “American Pimp.” I know it's uncouth to talk about a person's financial habits, but that's just the kind of guy I am.

I live in Adams Morgan off of Columbia Road, not far from 18^th Street.

I mapquested directions for you (if you're coming from Fairfax).