Just me having fun with the sad sacks of craigslist M4W in Washington, DC.

Thursday, March 30, 2006

Seeking woman to practice my sex moves that I learned on the internet

Cheating on your girlfriend to save the relationship (permalink)? Hmmm. I think I would've bought some movie version Lady Chatterly-like excuse, but this? No. As always, I am discreet.


Hello,

I am not married but I'm having relations with a new person whose sex drive doesn't match my own. She's quite special to me, but I am beginning to become quite frustrated. She is very shy sexually and I'm rather "freaky" in the sack, meaning I like to "get my freak on." Although I like her very much, I am finding myself having issues with our sexual proclivities.

I think I need a sexy "I want to kiss your wiener and then put it in my mouth" type of partner. A kinky "I want to be on top tonight" type of partner. An adventurous "I read this thing in Cosmo and it seems sort of naughty – let's try it" type of partner. I hope to find a woman that is similarly frustrated and would like to explore uninhibited and possibly illegal sexual pleasures like doggy style and the "praying mantis" (I learned of this on the internet).

I spend a lot of time researching positions and techniques on the internet and reading books like "The Art of Sexual Ecstasy." I do this in hopes of giving pleasure to my girlfriend, but since she's not as "freaky" as me I want a playmate to try out some of the more erotic things that I have been reading about.

My girlfriend is hung up only wanting to have sex in the classic missionary position. This is very strange to me since there are at least THREE other sexual positions out there that I can think of, and more are being invented every single day!

Since I really want to make this relationship with my girlfriend work, I thought that cheating on her would be the best way to accomplish that goal. I promise to be discrete. I have a nice house for any possible rendezvous. I have diagrams that I downloaded regarding what I want to try. I have lotions and oils. I have amyl nitrate.

I'm white, good looking and in pretty good shape. I prefer white women. I am a very attentive lover and I enjoy sessions that go on for hours and hours.

I am not opposed to the idea of a single woman being my "fun partner" if she is agreeable to being discreet. Discretion is key. My photo is attached.

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4 Comments:

Blogger Melissa said...

This guy should have never even mentioned the girlfriend. He would have been better off just pretending he was looking for a FWB or some similar situation.

10:52 PM

 
Blogger Siryn said...

Exhibit AABBCCDD....ZZ of why some people should have a license to reproduce.

12:12 AM

 
Blogger Champion Hand Washer said...

Trying to be a gentleman in a really misguided sort of way?

6:20 AM

 
Blogger Kristin said...

Wow! Four positions total? Three unexplored? Definitely freaky in the sack.

9:33 AM

 

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