Just me having fun with the sad sacks of craigslist M4W in Washington, DC.

Friday, March 16, 2007

When's the last time you wanted to kiss this man?


Cheaters (permalink)...

First he holds the door for you, then your chair, then he offers to hold your breasts saying stuff like "I'll be your bra for you" then he makes you laugh...and think...and laugh some more...and think even more...then laugh again...You realize this guy really makes you laugh...and think...and some more...and think some more...maybe even you're thinking about laughing? You want to kiss him.

Single guy here who seeks just that sort of attraction. Looking for just one or more women who miss laughing and thinking...and may need a "hand-bra" sort of arrangement. Please be swf and email me. I'm tall, nice looking, well read and traveled and don't take myself too seriously. Turn-0ns? Lauging and thinking. Turn-offs? Scowling and not thinking. Thanks.

He gets letters:

"nice add (mt.pleasant)
who knows, if you send a picture or two, and some "stats" we may even get a couple of drinks tonight. it is only 6:46 pm and i live around the corner. smiles,"

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Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Fantasy


So many fantasies...(permalink).

I am a single guy but also have this fantasy that involves having sex with an attractive woman before I die.

Are you one of them?

For the love of God, deflower me….


He gets letters:

"Hi, I was bored and reading craigslist. i just wanted to say hi and that you're cute, i seriously cant believe that you're a virgin. well ok, bye"

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Thursday, March 30, 2006

Seeking woman to practice my sex moves that I learned on the internet

Cheating on your girlfriend to save the relationship (permalink)? Hmmm. I think I would've bought some movie version Lady Chatterly-like excuse, but this? No. As always, I am discreet.


Hello,

I am not married but I'm having relations with a new person whose sex drive doesn't match my own. She's quite special to me, but I am beginning to become quite frustrated. She is very shy sexually and I'm rather "freaky" in the sack, meaning I like to "get my freak on." Although I like her very much, I am finding myself having issues with our sexual proclivities.

I think I need a sexy "I want to kiss your wiener and then put it in my mouth" type of partner. A kinky "I want to be on top tonight" type of partner. An adventurous "I read this thing in Cosmo and it seems sort of naughty – let's try it" type of partner. I hope to find a woman that is similarly frustrated and would like to explore uninhibited and possibly illegal sexual pleasures like doggy style and the "praying mantis" (I learned of this on the internet).

I spend a lot of time researching positions and techniques on the internet and reading books like "The Art of Sexual Ecstasy." I do this in hopes of giving pleasure to my girlfriend, but since she's not as "freaky" as me I want a playmate to try out some of the more erotic things that I have been reading about.

My girlfriend is hung up only wanting to have sex in the classic missionary position. This is very strange to me since there are at least THREE other sexual positions out there that I can think of, and more are being invented every single day!

Since I really want to make this relationship with my girlfriend work, I thought that cheating on her would be the best way to accomplish that goal. I promise to be discrete. I have a nice house for any possible rendezvous. I have diagrams that I downloaded regarding what I want to try. I have lotions and oils. I have amyl nitrate.

I'm white, good looking and in pretty good shape. I prefer white women. I am a very attentive lover and I enjoy sessions that go on for hours and hours.

I am not opposed to the idea of a single woman being my "fun partner" if she is agreeable to being discreet. Discretion is key. My photo is attached.

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