I am the Juggeridunnomaybe

It's juggernaut, not juggernot (permalink). But if he meant it the second way, so be it. I'm just not that committal...

I need to let you all the ladies out there know a Juggeridunnomaybe is looking. I am stoppable; I will crush all in my path unless there’s something good on TV. I feel that I need to say nothing more as I am a Juggeridunnomaybe and “Little House on the Prairie” just came on so I gotta go, bitch.

He gets letters:

"That's fucking hilarious!"