Dinner and Drinks? I've got a coupon!

Does cheap work?

I received a coupon in the mail today. $10 off a dinner at I Ricci! I'm bored hanging out at the same bar with the same friends drinking the same beer and listening to the same music on the same jukebox and would like to do something different. Maybe some coupon-related dining. I'm single, and I would like to hang-out with a cute girl for dinner and drinks between now and the end of August. The coupon is good through August. I'm 37, white, edgy, I have a professional job, I'm dark and broody and fun. If you're interested, feel free to email me back and tell me a little about yourself (a picture would be nice too). This offer, much like my coupon, will expire soon.

I'm bored. Will you be my friend?

Do women find desperation sexy? (permalink 1, 2, 3)

I'm just sitting here writing a craigslist ad. It's a rather short craigslist ad. I'm bored. And white. And 6' tall. Oh well. Perhaps I'll practice my killer dance moves while I await your reply.

I am the Juggeridunnomaybe

It's juggernaut, not juggernot (permalink). But if he meant it the second way, so be it. I'm just not that committal...

I need to let you all the ladies out there know a Juggeridunnomaybe is looking. I am stoppable; I will crush all in my path unless there’s something good on TV. I feel that I need to say nothing more as I am a Juggeridunnomaybe and “Little House on the Prairie” just came on so I gotta go, bitch.

He gets letters:

"That's fucking hilarious!"

Ho Hum Looking for Whatever : | - 36

Relatively Good Looking (permalink) vs. Mildly Depressed. Who will find "Whatever" first? Who knows? Who cares? Whatever.

Educated, bored, mildly depressed, likes to complain, 6'1", etc., for whatever with a woman. It can be a one-time thing or a two time thing or whatever; maybe we'll leave the couch; maybe not. I’m single and busy these days but friends think I should seek the company of a woman or whatever. You should like couches and sleeping in late!!! Whatever, we can do that next week or something. Whatever. : Please send a picture or two and tell me what you’d be interested in. 

Unemployed? Bored?

I'm bored too. But I am no longer professionally employed. :-(

Me too. I don't know how many times I can watch Kevin Costner in "The Postman" or "Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie" without wanting to dig my eyes out of my skull with fork.

Hang out in Dupont Circle? Panhandle? Check out a matinee? Go drinking around 11am? Yell obscenities at tourists? I'm game for whatever unemployed people do.

IM me to chat

Bored at work indeed.

Bored but rich. I gotta finske. IM me. Or email me.

I am more bored than anyone on this board

"Broadly speaking, human beings may be divided into three classes: those who are billed to death, those who are worried to death and those who are bored to death"

- Winston Churchill

In fact I am the boredest. I could be doing my very interesting job but I'd rather waste company resources chatting with anyone who finds bored guys sexy. I'm also very uninteresting. We can talk about Battlestar Gallactica. Hit me up if interested.

He gets letters:

"How's Stargate SG1 sound? Or Elron Hubbard? Even HP Lovecraft. Is work really that boring? I just woke up from a nap. Ah. Glorious."

"I think I'm at the point where I really do want Boomer to blow her head off. Also, Starbuck's Freudian slip was hilarious. :) Glad to know there's someone out there equally uninteresting as I am...."