I am more bored than anyone on this board

"Broadly speaking, human beings may be divided into three classes: those who are billed to death, those who are worried to death and those who are bored to death"

- Winston Churchill

In fact I am the boredest. I could be doing my very interesting job but I'd rather waste company resources chatting with anyone who finds bored guys sexy. I'm also very uninteresting. We can talk about Battlestar Gallactica. Hit me up if interested.

He gets letters:

"How's Stargate SG1 sound? Or Elron Hubbard? Even HP Lovecraft. Is work really that boring? I just woke up from a nap. Ah. Glorious."

"I think I'm at the point where I really do want Boomer to blow her head off. Also, Starbuck's Freudian slip was hilarious. :) Glad to know there's someone out there equally uninteresting as I am...."